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I Find Invisible Bugs AND Fix Them!
I have a hardware background focusing on microprocessor validation and design. I have experience with both large scale processors (Itanium) and embedded ones (ARM). I have also done application design in Java and am now exploring app design using Cocoa for Mac OS X. So a mix of hardware and software is my favorite. iPhone development would seem to leverage both my application design skills as well as my low-level experience...
Ideal Companies: Apple, Google, Yahoo, Sun, Marvell, Intel, SanDisk, AMD, ARM
Tags for this Online Resume: microprocessor, verification, validation, C , java, testbench, benchmarking, RTL, debugging, hardware, software, UI, user interface, Mac, OS X, Cocoa, JavaFX, Objective-C, FindBugs, Checkstyle, Eclipse, NetBeans, Swing
Freelance stage manager -- I have worked with actors, singers, dancers, executives, students, union and non-union stage hands - working in opera, parades, theater, special events and corporate theater
I love the world of free-lance - -short term opportunities with new companies! I am a mid-level corporate show caller, can run the deck wrangling talent or executives, can be a PA handling catering, shopping, security, transportation. I enjoy a good theater production either calling the show or running the deck!
Tags for this Online Resume: Organized, Great Communicator, Team Player, Sense of humor
Your Newest Asset
I have a diverse background with a variety of experiences that make me adaptable to many situations. I would like a position that can utilize most, if not all of my skills while allowing me to wear a variety of hats. The ideal situation for me would be to work in a number of areas - a little here, a little there - taking up the slack that isn't quite enough to hire a part-timer but just enough to warrent someone helping o...
Ideal Companies: It all depends on the environment and people.
Tags for this Online Resume: customer service, personable, detail oriented, MS Office, sense of humor
Well seasoned, experienced EMT
I am looking for a job that will allow me to draw from my years of experience doing "street EMS" as well as the skills I learned doing medical transportation. I have spent 12 years doing Critical Care Transportation of adults and pediatrics, I would enjoy working as a supervisor, preceptor or in other management capacity. I enjoy an environment that is changing and nonstatic.My career goals are to mentor young EMTs in the ...
Ideal Companies: Not sure
Tags for this Online Resume: management
Road Runner
Energitic, motivated, quick learner, that is resourceful with great sense of humor
Ideal Companies: American Red Cross, Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson, Textron,
Tags for this Online Resume: Quality assurance, Quality control, Network, Network administrator, System engineer
Fake it until you make it!!
Experienced Sales and retail professional, great communication skills, Creative, highly motivated
Ideal Companies: fast paced environment, experienced in clerical work
Tags for this Online Resume: Clerical, assistant manager
Results Driven Professional
Strong work ethic, I love challenges, I'm organized, dedicated, loyal, Sense of Humor and Love to bring success to my Employers, Their clients, and myself.
Ideal Companies: Commercial Real Estate, Property Management Companies, Retail companies in need of Regional Manager
Tags for this Online Resume: Regional Management
Brand Management and Social Media
Helping companies create and manage their online brands.
Ideal Companies: Anyplace open to innovation and that does not follow the status quo
Tags for this Online Resume: creative, unique, problem solver, online, humor, ideas, research, analyze
Let's Compete...I love a good challenge!
Positive, High Energy.with a sense of humor. People will do business with people they like. I strive for long term customer relationships
Ideal Companies: Promotional Company, "Go Green" Company
Tags for this Online Resume: client account specialist, signs, production manager
Creative, client-focused copywriter
Ad agency veteran excelling in client service and skilled in creating compelling copy.
Ideal Companies: American Media, Ion, any television or radio station, ad agencies, PR firms
Tags for this Online Resume: Advertising, Public Relations, Marketing, Copywriting
2D Animator. Character Designer, Compositor
I have a creative mind and a unique balance of humor and passion that I strive to bring to every project I work on. I look forward to bringing my creativity and technical knowledge to your company!
Experienced Operations Director
Dedicated, motivated, & personable business professional with a Bachelor’s degree in Marketing and a successful 11-year track record of profitable operations management. Talent for quickly mastering technology and technical applications with the ability to instruct others. Diplomatic and tactful with professionals and non-professionals and the ability to thrive in all levels. Flexible and versatile – able to maintain a s...
Tags for this Online Resume: computer savvy, relationship builder, developing talent, customer service, quick analytic thinker, written correspondence