Differential brain joint connects 12 ways joining unrelated thoughts and tasks unnaturally, yet beautifully, forcing them into making ice cream in a mop bucket using dry ice and butane in an oxygen free environment, stirring occasionally with numb limbs.

COMPANY	POSITION HELD	DATES WORKED
Level Enterers	(Confidential)	/1998 - /2001

SCHOOL	MAJOR	YEAR	DEGREE
Associates Campus	Engineering	1998	Associate Degree

Highlights:

Swept out yard in 37 minutes

Companies I like:

Acme Scrap Apple Computer Lucero Title company

Cleaning scrap metal away from welders' work area, and sometimes was allowed to chizel unfinished weld jobs when welders are on break. General clean-up of the scrap yard with a rake and a hoe.